claire

gwingle:

orcgf:

orcgf:

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

cobaltdays:

Gay follow train, lets go!

(via cbreg)

theshitneyspears:

Them: Jesus hates gays.

Me: Oh really? Explain this.

(via koreykuhl)

tockthewatchdog:

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

(via seedy)